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Blood Diner (1987)

“First They Greet You, Then They Eat You.”

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Plot

In the eccentric horror-comedy, Blood Diner, we follow two brothers turned health food diner owners with a gruesome secret - they're modern-day cannibals. They embark on a ludicrous mission to restore life to the ancient goddess Shitaar, a deity untouched by time for over five million years. Guided by the disembodied brain and phallus of their late uncle, they navigate a world of ritualistic cannibalism and a legacy that is far from ordinary. Unbridled in their pursuit, they gather the necessary components for their deadly feast: virgins and assorted body parts procured from ladies of the night, all to create the perfect "blood buffet" in honor of their deity. Their journey is a darkly humorous fusion of culinary creativity and macabre traditions, revealing the disturbing lengths they'll go to satisfy their unholy duty. However, their journey is not unopposed. A trio of unlikely law enforcers stands in their way - a chief with a thick Russian accent, a smooth-talking detective, and a New Yorker with an inexplicably Australian accent. These adversaries are as unpredictable and quirky as the brothers themselves, setting the stage for an unconventional battle of wit, will, and wild gastronomic endeavors. Blood Diner serves up a unique blend of horror and comedy, where ancient cult rituals meet modern-day dining, turning an ordinary diner into a pandemonium of the bizarre. It's one dinner reservation you won't forget.

Where to watch Blood Diner?

Blood Diner is a comedy movie featuring Rick Burks and directed by Jackie Kong.

Blood Diner is currently streaming for free (ad-supported) on The Roku Channel.