Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

In centuries past, the formidable Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the sinister Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote, brooding village of Cragwich. However, in her final breath, the vampire queen bestowed a malevolent curse upon the baron's descendants and the local folk. On every woman's eighteenth birthday, they would metamorphose into lesbian vampires, forever enslaved to the queen's bloodthirsty lineage. In the present day, we meet Jimmy, a haplessly naive man nursing a broken heart after yet another rejection from his girlfriend, Judy. His lifelong friend, Fletch, finds himself jobless after an unfortunate incident in his clown career. Both men, burdened by their misfortune, decide on an impromptu countryside camping trip, their destination chosen by a whimsically thrown dart in a pub. Their journey leads them to Cragwich and the enigmatic Baron's Rest bar, where they catch a glimpse of four enchanting women departing in a vintage Kombi. The innkeeper, sensing an opportunity, offers them lodging at the secluded Mircalla cottage deep in the woods, coincidentally the same abode the women will be calling home. Unbeknownst to Jimmy and Fletch, the women, who introduce themselves as folklore students, are studying the legend of the Vampire Queen Carmilla. As anticipation fills the air with the promise of a night filled with beer and flirtation, their rustic retreat is besieged by a horde of lesbian vampires who crave Jimmy and Lotte's blood to resurrect their fallen queen, Carmilla. Fletch manages to escape the nocturnal onslaught, only to encounter a mysterious Reverend Vicar who reveals a shocking truth. Jimmy, a direct descendant of Baron MacLaren, is the only beacon of hope against the relentless curse plaguing Cragwich. As a perilous night descends, the fate of the village and its people rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes. Can they rise above their personal woes to become the saviors Cragwich desperately needs, or will the curse of the lesbian vampires continue to shroud the village in darkness?

Lesbian Vampire Killers is a comedy movie featuring James Corden and directed by Phil Claydon.

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