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Vampires Suck (2010)

“Some sagas just won't die.”

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Plot

In the quirky town of Spork, Washington, Sheriff Frank Crane warmly welcomes his daughter, Becca, back home, straight into a bizarrely persistent Halloween ambiance. Oblivious to the blatant signs of the macabre around her, Becca's return is marked by eccentric personalities, all seemingly trapped in an eternal October 31st. Among the oddities of Spork is Becca's old friend, Jacob White. He's inexplicably acquired canine attributes, from a wagging tail to a peculiar cat-chasing compulsion. However, it's not Jacob's strange transformation that captivates Becca. It's the sickly pale and enigmatic Edward Sullen, a part of the gloom-ridden and mysteriously bloodthirsty Sullen family, adopted by the odd Dr. Carlton. Vampires Suck is an uproarious spoof of vampire-themed movies where Becca, our unsuspecting teenager, finds herself ensnared in a love triangle as peculiar as the town itself. As Becca and her friends grapple with a medley of dramas, their intertwined destinies converge at the most unlikely battleground - their high school prom. The plot is a rollercoaster of absurdities, layered with comedy and teenage angst, set against the backdrop of a town that thrives on the supernatural and the bizarre.

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Vampires Suck is a comedy movie featuring Jenn Proske.

It is possible to buy Vampires Suck on AMC on Demand, Amazon Video, Apple TV, DIRECTV, Google Play Movies, Microsoft Store, Vudu and YouTube.