Raise Your Kids on Seltzer (2015)

In the bustling heart of the San Francisco Bay Area, reside Terry and Tessa, a married duo with a peculiar past as cult deprogrammers. Once hailed as saviors, they'd rescue individuals entangled in the treacherous webs of dangerous cults, ushering them back into their former lives. Their mantra, as cryptic as it was compelling, echoed through their often harsh and brutal deprogramming methods: "For those who'd rather not drink the Kool-Aid, raise your kids on seltzer, bubble per bubble!" As the era of cult prevalence fades, they've turned their talents to creating trendy, inadvertently humorous corporate media to keep the wolf from the door. However, when a sudden call pulls them back into their former trade, they find that their skills have dulled, and their well-intentioned efforts are causing more damage than healing to their latest subject. Nestled within their unique professional life is a marriage, woven with a tapestry of bizarre domestic rituals. This unusual bond starts to unravel as they plunge back into their old line of work, reshaping itself in ways neither Terry nor Tessa could have predicted. As they navigate their return to deprogramming, they also must face the unexpected transformation of their relationship, creating a journey as captivating as it is unpredictable.

Raise Your Kids on Seltzer is a comedy movie featuring Barry Newman and directed by Daniel Kremer.

Raise Your Kids on Seltzer is currently streaming on Fandor.