No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

Welcome to the bustling streets of urban England, a world where an accidental mix-up spirals into a comical turmoil of clandestine antics and risqué dilemmas. Amidst this unlikely setting, we find Pete Hunter, a local purveyor of adult content, who mistakenly orders a shipment of illicit material, meant for his shop at 313 High Street, to the wrong address - 131 High Street. The unsuspecting recipients? Newlyweds David and Penny Hunter, residing in the flat above the Barclay Bank branch, overseen by David in his role as the bank's assistant manager. The arrival of the scandalous package leaves the couple aghast, not only due to its explicit content but also the looming threat of David's stern boss, Mr. Bromley, who has a reputation for dismissing employees possessing such materials. The situation escalates when Pete continues to order more provocative content, leading to a steady influx of risqué photos, films, and even two girls, all erroneously delivered to the bank's flat. Caught in this whirlwind of adult content and desperate concealment, David, Penny, and David's colleague - the beleaguered head cashier Brian Runnicles - embark on a frantic mission to dispose of the mounting evidence. This task proves far from easy, as they must navigate around Mr. Bromley's hawk-eyed scrutiny, the snooping local police led by Inspector Paul, and the unexpected visit of David's prudish mother, Bertha Hunter. "No Sex Please: We're British" is a delightful farce, a tangled web of mistaken identities and desperate attempts to keep the scandalous truth from spilling out. As the situation spirals wildly out of control, our protagonists are forced to juggle their normal lives with their inadvertent roles as unwilling custodians of a growing stash of illicit material. Will they succeed in evading exposure, or will their world come crashing down? The stage is set for a riotous romp filled with laughter, chaos, and a healthy dose of British charm.

No Sex Please: We're British is a comedy movie featuring Ronnie Corbett.

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